Be a part of the Winona Post. (8/12/2007) by Sarah Squires. Little kids get scared when I step on the mat! The Things tell him his fancy language should be sent back home to his mother.). Y Cindy Lou Who se tiene miedo a cercar te! (In Shakespeare's time, the biting of one's thumb was considered an insult, roughly an equivalent of giving someone the middle finger. Todo no se termine bien cuando salemos nuestro jaula! Eres un viejo Soulja Boy blanco que no tiene "swag". I just got iambic on that ass, you bastard! You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures. (The Cat in the Hat was known for his mischievous manner, so when he enters the house, normally stepping on the mat, the kids know he'll be causing trouble.). Number Epic Rap Battles of History #12 – Lyrics Thanks for watching! Before his second verse, Shakespeare holds up a skull, which is a reference to a famous scene in one of his well known plays, During the line, "And to top it off, you're not a doctor," the subtitles read, "And to top if off you're not a doctor. Who's Next? It's a castle, I'm a boss! The Things will cook Shakespeare up with them.). ), (Dr. Seuss is an alias since he is not an actual doctor, though his parents wished he had become one. My rhymes are classic! Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid! Both authors used more than one art form to convey their stories, and would have been much different if only in prose. Each is such a wonder with a plethora of features. All does not end well when we bust out our cage! You're an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag, ("Hoebag" is a word that means "whore," and Shakespeare uses this to call Seuss an elderly Caucasian with low standards and lack of swag, or acting in a cool fashion. We use cookies to ensure that we give you the best experience on our website. Niñitos se asustan cuando paso sobre la colchoneta! Now let's see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2! Mis rimas son clàsicos! But then one student presented a challenge: how on earth could you compare Doctor Seuss to Shakespeare? Seuss wrote in simple sentences, so Shakespeare compares his simplistic writing to Soulja Boy's lyrics, making him inferior in a rap battle. Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Harper said the wheels are turning on the theater portion of the play, but that he'll continue to have the students help guide the project's progression. You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth! Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Seuss_vs_Shakespeare/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1465260. Dr. Seuss VS Shakespeare - Behind the Scenes. Necesitas a traducir que tu dijiste en el pagina que sigue! (The Twilight books are widely regarded as one of the worst book series of all time. You think your ruffled-neck ass gonna rap to that? Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare is the twelfth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the twelfth episode of Season 1. For instance, Doctor Seuss relies on pictures to help tell his stories.